People Are Sharing Their Dumbest Students Stories, And It’s Amazing Any Of These People Graduated

Matt GravesFunny15 Jun 2018

Dumbfounded For A Week, Maybe A Month

We were discussing the three most common phases of matter--solids, liquids, and gases. Using water as the example, I asked a student to tell me what we call the solid phase of water. He replied, _Oil!_.jpg

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No, second-grade science won’t save you this time. Hasn’t that moron ever heard of water or H20? I guess he puts oil in all of his cold drinks.

It would make him sick, but that just proves how slow he is. All that oil has probably killed his brain cells.