People Proving They’re Not The Brightest Crayon In The Coloring Box

For The Birds

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Brain farts are the best kind of farts. They’re not smelly, and they make for excellent Twitter posts. Someone commented on this post that they once forgot the word “oven,” so they called it an adult microwave.

All objects should have alternate names like this. Socks could be foot sleeves.