People Thought That Growing Up Was Going To Be Easy, And Boy Are They Wrong
Next Time, Use A Timer

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Having a timer would save actual time. Instead of leaving the pizza unattended, the timer would help you realize when the pizza is actually done cooking.
Most people might not want a timer, but you could make a drinking game out of it. Like, see how many times you check the timer, take a shot. A skill that most adults lack is just ahead. You need practice, patience, and a weird obsession with marshmallows.