People Who Are Making Things Way More Difficult Than They Need To Be
Maybe You Should Have Just Been Honest With Her

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I understand that in any relationship you have to make sacrifices, but pretending you’re a meat-lover to get the girl seems a little too far. It’s not even like you can lie about it at this point since you literally have a forearm tattoo that says “vegan” in block letter.
It would be way easier to be straightforward with her.