People Who Are Making Things Way More Difficult Than They Need To Be
Maybe You Could Just Leave A Passive-Aggressive Note Instead

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I understand it can be frustrating when people keep taking your stuff from the office fridge, but I feel like a full-blown padlock isn’t the easiest solution. Maybe try talking to people and politely ask them to stop? Or take the easy, non-confrontational route and write a passive-aggressive note. There’s got to be a better way.
I really want to know what the endgame was for the thief who clearly doesn’t know the easiest way to steal a bike.