People Who Are Making Things Way More Difficult Than They Need To Be
For The Ultimate Neglectful Owner

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Why spend quality time with an animal that you decided to commit 10-20 years of your life to when you can just buy a Pet Petter?
All you have to do it spend $20.99 + tax, train your pet to lay still underneath it, and make sure the dog doesn’t try to eat it. What could go wrong?