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Lint Fires Aren’t A Tactic To Scare You

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All the times your parents told you to take the lint out of the dryer finally proved to be useful. That’s precisely how you get fires in the first place.
If that roommate of yours continues to do this, just rub the lint in their face while they’re sleeping. It’s like dogs — it’s the only way they’ll learn.