People Who Didn’t Ask For Any Of This But They’re Rolling With The Punches Anyway

” I Wanted Your Cheese Tortellini, Brian”

Photo Credit: Imgur / RamonaQ

Listen here, Brian. When was the last time that you crawled through a window to get a bite of a stupid carrot? Probably never.

So, why do you think that this groundhog wants one? He doesn’t. He’s here for the pasta dish that you have every Tuesday. Put the carrot away and give the groundhog what he really wants.