People Whose Day Went So Wrong That It Was Actually Right
A Smashing Dismount If You Ask Me

Photo Credit: Imgur / Penguinfarts
This is really bad, obviously. But the only thing that would make this worse is if it was right before a brand new episode of The Bachelor.
You can easily go and get a new TV if this happens on a Tuesday, but if it happens on a Monday night (aka Bachelor MONDAY) there will be hell to pay.