Photos Proving There Are Always Two Types Of People
Of course, every person in this world has their own unique experiences, thoughts, and personality traits, but when it comes to certain things, there are only two types of people: the excited ones vs. the disdainful ones, the organized vs. the messy ones, etc.
These are photos that prove that there really are always two types of people.
That Wheelbarrow Is Raising My Blood Pressure
The person who took the photo on the left explained that her husband, upon taking down the lights, tossed them all in a ball into a wheelbarrow saying that he’d deal with it next year.
In contrast, the person on the right wrapped their lights around a board to keep them untangled.
Two Types Of Scientists
I am deeply upset looking that the test tube case on the left—it’s just so chaotic and disorganized.
I get that the samples are probably all the same and order doesn’t matter, but still.
Which One Are You?
People who fold their chocolate wrappers give me big “I never leave my clean laundry sitting in the hamper unfolded for a day or two” energy.
I just know that they have their life together.
People With The Bottom Desktop Frighten Me
When you spend so much time looking at your own desktop screen, it can be really jarring to see how someone else organizes theirs.
However, there are two distinct types of desktop: the ones that are impeccably ordered in folders, and ones that are full of icons.
I’m not going to lie, I’m the type of person to forget that the human exists when I see their dog.
That woman lying on the ground is a whole mood.
Graceful Vs. Goofy
I feel like this applies to all animals, not just horses.
But half of them always seem to look like graceful beings while the others look like their goofy little siblings.
People Who Do It The Way On The Right Are Nuts
I’m just sitting here and mentally picturing how weirdly crispy yet still soft that glob of toothpaste that’s hanging out of the tube would feel to touch, and I feel ill.
There’s no excuse for doing it the way on the right. None. Gross. Wrong. Bad.
The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
There are two types of people when it comes to the holidays: those who start playing Christmas music and decorating in November, and those who treat it pretty similar to any other day.
They generally marry each other, and we find that hilarious.
Both Are Different Types Of Cool
Cheers to the guy who went all out on his Wolverine costume, but I really have to give it up for Shrek just doing his thing.
Serious question though: where did he get a donkey?
Food Storage Can Look So Different
I feel like most people have pantries that look like the one on the right: a mismatch of different containers and jars.
Only the organizational elite have the identically labeled containers.
Very Different Responses To The Same Question
There are two types of people in this world: those who enjoy spreading joy through wholesome information, and those who revel in the evil and darkness that clouds the world.
Sometimes these two types of people are the same person in different moods, so you have to be careful.
The Fact That They’re Side By Side Is Hilarious
I feel like desk cleanliness in an office is more of a spectrum, with most people falling somewhere in the middle.
But these two desk neighbors are the polar opposite points on that spectrum.
They’re Probably Both Enjoying It Though!
My favorite thing about going to an amusement park is walking through those little booths after the ride and differentiating between the pictures of people who are just vibing and those who look like they’re about to die.
That’s the whole dang spectrum of human emotions in one picture, my friends.
Perhaps The Most Polarizing Debate
There are a lot of things that people like to fight over and debate, and most times, people are able to see the other person’s side, but this one is truly divisive.
You can’t reason with the people on the other side, all you can do is passive-aggressively change the TP’s orientation every time you go to the bathroom.
Two Types Of IT Techies
I really have only met two types of IT people in my life, and they really do fall into this dichotomy: the ones with colorful laptop cases covered in stickers and the ones who keep everything plain.
The crazy thing is the stickers don’t correlate with the IT person being cooler. The ones who keep everything plain can surprise you.
Cat Owners Will Understand
There are the cats who look like graceful rulers of the home with regal energy, and there are cats who get their whole body stuck inside of a paper bag.
There is no in-between.
Dog-Earing Is A Crime
First of all, I’m not saying that there is a right way to love books.
Choosing to dog-ear pages doesn’t make you any less of a literature lover, but it does make you savage.
They Look Like The Main Characters In A Sitcom
These two have been best friends for years and they could not be more opposite when it comes to their aesthetics.
It just goes to show that opposites really do attract.
People Who Go Lidless Are Too Powerful
There are people who don’t use the lid on their drinks or a straw in their cups when they go to fast-food restaurants.
On the other side, there are people who use too many straws at once.
First Day Of School!
This photo looks like a renaissance painting.
The girl in the front is smiling with so much pain in her eyes, while her brother lets himself feel his sadness about going back to school.
Same Goes For Bing.com
There is no one in their right mind who should choose to use Yahoo as their search engine.
It’s something that was just presented to them and they don’t know how to change it.
I Am The Second One
The truth is that there is a segment of the population that loves winter and all the frosty weather that comes with it, and the rest of the population who hates winter with their whole heart.
There’s no one in the middle.
Same Costume, Kind Of
There are two types of adult women’s Halloween costumes: the wholesome kind that is accurate to what it’s imitating, and the kind that is the “sexy” version of the same costume.
The Difference Between Good And Evil
Some people wake up every day and try to make the world a better place.
Other people wake up every day and try to create chaos and destruction wherever they go.
This Looks Like Something From A Cartoon
You know when you watch a cartoon or movie where the protagonist is running away from a bad guy and they come to a fork in the road and one side is a lush forest and the other looks like nightmare fodder?
This is that scene.
The Best Of Both Worlds
The guy who posted this photo explained that he and his wife are never able to agree on how the tree should be decorated.
So for the past four years, they have split the tree half and half.
I Personally Like Smad
When people ask questions on the internet, there is a demographic of people who will genuinely try to offer them advice, and then there are people who will respond with a dumb joke.
We love and respect both of these kinds of people, but in this case, the person who said “smad” is right.
Which One Do You Think She Needed, Though?
The best women will be carrying both types of highlighter on them in case of an emergency.
Maybe they need to single out a sentence on a page, or maybe they need to add a little shimmer to their cheekbones, but they’re ready for either.
I Stand By This Sign
The vegans are going to be really mad about this statement, but I really stand by it.
Even if you don’t eat bacon for ethical reasons, you have to admit that it tastes pretty yummy.
And My Favorite Example…
This might be the best scene ever made for a television sitcom.
The juxtaposition of Eric giving his girlfriend his jacket while Kelso yells that he can’t control the weather is *chef’s kiss*.
Perfection Vs. “That’ll Do”
There are always some houses that have the most immaculately set up Christmas decorations.
Then there are others that look like someone haphazardly strung up the lights without looking at what they were doing.
The Barbecue Shows People’s True Colors
The people who purposely eat their corn in neat order seem like the kind of people to own a day planner.
The people who eat their corn with no real strategy give me big “always 30 minutes late” vibes.
There Are Two Main Reactions
I kind of love it when something disastrous happens, because it reveals who is actually laidback and calm in the face of adversity and whose reaction is to immediately lose their mind.
A lot of those “keep calm” people are lying to themselves.
Two Summer Moods
There are some people (and animals) who live for the summer and bask in all the glory of the sun.
Then there are the others who might like summer, but they chase the shade.
Good Vs. Bad People
There are so many moral philosophers in the world who try to determine what it means to be good vs. bad.
I say it’s as simple as who actually returns their cart properly vs. who leaves it in a parking spot.
This Is A Very Polarizing Debate
There are few debates in the world where people cannot even fathom the other side’s viewpoint and this is one of them.
Fry dippers will never see eye to eye with the people who just immediately cover their fries.
Two Types Of Coworkers
One of the things that can make work bearable (or unbearable) are the people who surround you during your time there.
There are the wholesome coworkers who cheer for you and the ones who live for pranks.
One Of These Dogs Is Not Like The Other
I have never seen a pet owner have two graceful dogs: one always has to be a goofy idiot, while the other remains a majestic being.
They balance each other out.
Sometimes You Just Need 155 For Breakfast
Some people look at food as something that they should enjoy in moderation.
Other people look at food as a challenge to eat a grand total of 155 in one sitting.
Different Groceries For Different People
There are few things more embarrassing than when you’re at the grocery store and the person in front of you has the groceries of an Olympic athlete and you have the groceries of a struggling college student.
Really, you should try to mix it up a bit. Throw a veggie into the mix.
What Does Your Camera Roll Look Like?
There are college students whose camera roll on their phone is full of photos of their notes and textbooks, and there are college students whose entire camera roll consists of selfies.
Occasionally, you’ll find someone who has both, but that’s what we call an identity crisis.
Which One Are You?
I love how distinctly there are only these two choices for how people eat these chocolate-coated ice cream bars.
I’ve never seen anyone try any other method than what’s pictured here.
The Pie-To-Whipped Cream Ratio Is Important
There are some people in this world who like to put a little whipped cream on their dessert for a little extra fun.
There are some people for whom the whipped cream is the dessert.
Let It Soak!
As a person who always puts water into/onto the dishes in the sink so that they soak and the food is easier to clean off, I cannot fathom why someone would just dump them there.
Won’t all of that food residue in there just crust up now?
She’s Beauty, She’s Grace
Okay, hear me out on this one: sure, some people look graceful while getting out of a swimming pool, but I genuinely believe that the less attractive way is more effective.
If this were a race, the one getting out the less attractive way would probably win.
“I Only Want Half A Muffin”
Someone in this office brought in muffins for everyone, but two people decided they only wanted half.
What is the correct way to split a muffin: top vs. bottom or left vs. right?
This Applies To Every Animal
I find that with just about every animal in the world (except spiders—I feel like we all hate those), there are people who absolutely adore them and people who run away in fear.
The real question is why someone who’s afraid of them would go to a butterfly conservatory in the first place. Is she lost?
There Are Two Types Of Men
Two roommates share this bathroom, and each has his own side for his belongings.
Some guys really care about their hair and skincare, and some guys just rock with the bare minimum.
The Top Version Looks So Neat
I wish that I was one of those people who carefully scraped butter out of the container so the surface stays smooth, but I definitely am the person on the bottom.
Listen, it’s not my fault, I just don’t have time to be careful when I’m trying to butter up my spuds.
It’s Divisive On Wing Night
There are those people who will eat chicken wings by biting off the meatiest parts and there are people who will each everything off the bone.
But the one consistent thing is that they feel the other type of person is wrong.