Products That Women Absolutely, Most Definitely Can’t Handle

For All The Dudes Who Don’t Wipe Anyways

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These Dude Wipes sound dangerous. They’re fragrance-free so that men don’t have to worry about smelling like a “buttload of lavender.” And they’re 25% bigger than other wipes, so they’re dude sized too.

Women are genetically wired to need at least three lavender scented things, so this won’t fly with me.