Products That Women Absolutely, Most Definitely Can’t Handle

It’s A Shame I’ll Never Know What Camouflage Smells Like

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Thank you, Yankee Candle, for having such a wide selection of overpriced candles that I can buy instead of these exclusive man-scents. It just wouldn’t feel right burning a Man Town candle.

Now that I know Vanilla Satin and Soft Blanket are available woman-scents, I feel much better.