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I Usually Skip Over The Gross And Gory Bible Verses

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I hope the Lord isn’t offended that I’ve never read the Bible. I just haven’t been able to find a copy tailored to my feminine soul.

It’s probably because they don’t want me to become just like Mary Magdalene mentally, physically, socially, or spiritually.