If you're a parent, you know how nerve-racking it can be to open and read a note from your kid's teacher. You just want your kids to be on their best behavior at school. If you're a teacher, you know how scary it can be to send a less than flattering note home with a kid. You never know how their parents are going to react.
This whole note business is awkward for everybody. Except for the kid. The kid is just fine.
The Biggest Booger Ball
This teacher never imagined that she'd have to send a note home to a parent detailing the rules of a booger game, but here we are. This isn't the kind of note you want to get as a parent.
This kid thinks that drawing butts is the funniest thing in the world. Clearly, somebody has already told him not to do it because he knows his Nana is going to be mad.
Scared To Look
We're not sure what this note means, but we know it can't be good. What do you think this mom is going to find in her kid's backpack? These words should never exist together.
A Harsh Insult
This note is written on a card that says, "the polar bear is the last one to be punched." We're not sure what that has to do with the crime that Dale committed.
This note says, "Kimmy was very proud of her poem … but we're going to try another one next week without the potty language." Clearly, Kimmy is on her way to becoming a world-class poet.
Chapstick Isn't Food
Danica was just being nice and letting her friend smell her chapstick when her friend decided that it would be a good idea to eat chapstick. Danica is definitely not in the wrong here.
Did Not Use Kind Words
Is there a way you can kindly tell somebody you're going to piss on them? I don't think not using kind words was the problem here. The problem was that he threatened to pee on somebody.
Lice Or Math?
This kid kept scratching at his head during math class. His teacher thought that he might have lice, so he brought him to the school nurse. The kid then explained that he didn't have lice, math just makes his brain itch.
This kid decided to use a "yo mama" joke as an example of a hyperbole. We're not saying that it's not a hyperbole, we're just saying that the moms of the world may not appreciate it.
Terry Understands Grammar
Terry may not be a very tactful kid, but at least he understands what a compound word is. It could be worse. He could be rude and dumb. Maybe he's just too smart for his own good.
What Is A Hanzo Main?
You have to give it up to this kid for being creative. She technically didn't say any bad words and she still managed to severely insult another kid. We're kind of proud of her.
Imagine getting a note from your kid's school that reads, "[your kid] and a few of his friends often make up characters, give them amusing names, and then have exciting adventures at playtimes. This in itself is an imaginative and creative pastime…however, it has come to our attention that one of the characters has the name 'Wildo the Dildo.'"
Down To Her Birthday Suit
Allie clearly didn't like the clothes she wore to school because she decided to get completely naked in front of all her classmates. Her teachers covered her up pretty quickly.
An Age-Old Trick
This kid has discovered the oldest trick in the book. When you want your parents to think that you've eaten the healthy food in your lunch, just throw it away. Xavier's teacher ratted him out.
A Better Day Tomorrow
Charlotte sounds like a bit of a troublemaker. Not only did she cry, hit a teacher, and throw dirt, she also tried to put dirt down her pants. Get it together, Charlotte.
Good Luck With That
Juliana isn't wrong. She may not have been saying that she was going to use a loud voice. She was just pointing out the fact that this teacher could not make a class of first graders be quiet.
Too Pretty To Work
This kid told her teacher that she's "too pretty to work." We're not sure where she heard that phrase, but now that she's heard it, she's going to keep on repeating it.
Why Kids Shouldn't Watch Futurama
There are some shows on television that just aren't appropriate for children to watch. Apparently, Futurama is one of them. Violet should wait until she's a bit older to get into that show.
Too Good Looking
Max has confidence in spades. He knows that good looking people don't have to be good at math. He's figured out that he can just coast by on his looks for the rest of his life.
Tried To Kiss A Girl
This kid got a sad face on his report card because he tried to kiss a girl in class and in the cafeteria. This kid is persistent. He thought the location was the problem, so he tried again in a different room.
Stick It To The Man
On her first day back at school, Lilian told a boy that she was going to "punch him in the nuts." That's not the best way to start off the new school year.
The Smell Of Dead Things
This teacher had to send a note home that says, "When I was reading to the class, Tanner removed his shoe and sock and began playing with something. It was a dead lizard. I removed the sock—it smelled of dead things."
A Worm In Her Pocket
This teacher had to send a note home warning Amara's parents that their kid has a worm in her pocket. By now, it's probably a dead worm. She held onto it for a little too long.
This kid decided that it would be funny to spray milk out of his mouth and nose like an elephant in the cafeteria at lunchtime. The teacher did not find it funny.
A Lock Of Hair
This teacher decided to save the lock of hair that Demi chopped off and send it home with her in a plastic bag. Now her mom can try to reattach the hair, I guess.
Work Is No Fun
Josiah is giving off some real Monday energy. He has learned a lesson that he will carry with him for the rest of his life. Work is no fun. Mondays suck. We still have to do work.
He's Just Practicing
This kid takes karate classes after school and he has taken it upon himself to practice his karate on other kids in his class. Poor Dennis. He never saw that kick coming.
She Won't Do It Again
I wouldn't trust a kid who cut her hair with safety scissors if I were you. Once you make that first snip, it's hard to stop. It's nice that the teacher saved the lock of hair, though.
Will You Inquire?
This kid is going around telling people that he's armed and dangerous. He probably shouldn't have access to a pocket knife. This is something that his parents need to know about.
He Tried To Draw The Green Lantern
Look, I don't know what you think the Green Lantern looks like, but either Marvel has been drawing him wrong all these years or this kid is making stuff up.
The Twin Twist
Chad and Sean apparently need to work on their swapping skills a little bit more. If they were really experts at it, the teachers never should have known that it was happening.
Seems Like A Real Note
As far as notes home from teachers go, this one seems like the most legitimate. There's no doubt that Mrs. Teague sent this note home to Mr. and Mrs. Walker.
Save It For Show-And-Tell Day
We're going to take a wild guess and say that Mrs. Roche wasn't aware that Keith was bringing any live pets into the classroom, which is why he didn't have the proper permission for it.
Our Curiosity Is Out Of Control
I am desperate to know what happened during the "King Cake incident," but it seems like Mrs. Shapiro is going to be pretty tight-lipped about it. Whatever it is, it warrants an apology to his parents, so it must have been dramatic.
Every Chair Could Be A "Think About It" Chair
As an adult, we too need to spend a little bit of time every day sitting in a chair to think about our actions. That's how we spend most of our time, actually; just sitting and contemplating our life.
Does This Really Warrant A Note Home?
If Max's biggest issue at school that day was that he ate the pizza but didn't want to eat his crust, we'd count that as a pretty good day. Max will be just fine.
His Owl Should Be Coming Any Day Now
It looks like someone's parents might have recently introduced this kid to the wizarding world of Harry Potter based on this insult. Is it really worthy of detention, though, if it's the truth?
Were They Cute Cats?
At least he wasn't bothering his classmates with disturbing pictures of cats, because that's how we read this at first. Also, were they actual pictures, or was he practicing his art skills and drawing them himself?
Fox Is Well Trained
Well, we clearly know who wears the pants in Fox and Parker's relationship, especially considering Fox has to take his pants off in order to go to the bathroom when Parker tells him to.
Bad Start To The Day
Clearly, Bennett woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning if he was already resorting to biting people before 9 a.m. That'll teach other children to hug him without asking.