There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World…
The world is a rainbow full of all kinds of people— but sometimes it's fun to divide ourselves into two separate categories. Are you a cat person or a dog person? I know there are more animals than cats and dogs, but that's just how the black and white cookie crumbles. It's an Oreo. Get it? Or I guess it could be one of those classic black and white bakery cookies.
Anyway, where do you fit into these classifications of people? Keep reading to learn more about the human race and the weird things we do differently.
Where Do You Put Your Ketchup?
There are people who put ketchup beside their french fries, and people who are wrong. Obviously, ketchup on the side is the more logical choice. You can choose exactly how much ketchup you'd like on each fry, and the ketchup doesn't make the fries soggy before you eat them.
People who squeeze ketchup all over their fries probably have more fun, though.
Are You A Tank Half Full Or Tank Half Empty Sort Of Person?
Even though I consider myself an organized and punctual person, I only fill my car with gas when it's so close to empty that I'm worried I may not make it to the gas station.
Unless I know I'm going on a long drive. Then I'll fill up in advance.
Over Or Under?
I know a lot of people have very strong feelings about the direction of their toilet paper. Honestly, I don't get the debate. Either way you flip it, that TP is going to do the same, unglamorous job.
Unless you have a cat who likes to drag toilet paper all over the house. Then I see where you're coming from.
Are You An Email Hoarder?
There is no person alive who has like 50 unread emails. Either you have zero, or you have thousands. If you have thousands, what are you doing with your life?
Organize your inbox! Or just purge all that stuff. If you didn't open it three years ago, you're not going to open it now.
Maybe There Are Three Kinds Of People
Do you wrap the cord around your controller in a parallel or perpendicular fashion? Or, perhaps you don't wrap the cord around the controller at all. Perhaps you're an anarchist who likes tangled wires.
Will We Ever Know The Truth?
Honestly, I think it's GIF, not JIF. JIF is peanut butter. GIF sounds like "gift" because a moving image is like a gift sent to us from Hogwarts.
Also, GIF stands for graphic interchange format, and "graphic" starts with a hard "G" sound. So GIF it is. Don't @ me.
Two Kinds Of People In Customer Service Roles
What better illustration of the customer service binary than these two Disney Pixar characters. Are you a Joy or a Roz? Can I just say, of course her name is Roz. There was a secretary named Roz at my elementary school. She was such a Roz.
Maybe you don't work in customer service, so you aren't a Joy or a Roz. Lucky you.
Do You Reheat Your Food For A Minute Or Sixty Seconds?
Ok, let's break this one down. It takes less time to punch in 60 than it does to punch in 1:00. Even though I know that I still instinctively punch in 1:00. One minute sounds shorter than 60 seconds.
Maybe you're a rebel, and you only heat your food for fifty seconds. Keep reading for two kinds of cereal eaters— angels and devils.
Are You More Into Books Or Looks?
A highlighter means one thing to some people and a completely different thing to other people. I think for a day we should get crazy and highlight our cheekbones with fluorescent markers and highlight our notebooks with shimmery powder.
Just for one day. For funsies.
How Do You Dispose Of Your Hershey's Kisses Wrappers?
I didn't know that anybody ate that many Hershey's Kisses in one sitting. Not judging, but dude, you may as well get a whole chocolate bar if you're going to do that.
All things considered, I guess I'm more of a several little balls kind of person. I wonder what that says about me.
Or Maybe Actually Wash Your Dishes?
First of all, who doesn't fill their bowls with water if they're going to leave them in the sink? At least rinse the bowl! If you don't, all those little particles of cereal are going to turn into cement and make your life so much more difficult in the future.
The Duel Of The Toothpaste
I'm a messy toothpaste sort of person. I'm not proud of it, but that's just how I am. I don't roll the tube, I don't put the cap back on properly, I don't know if I've ever finished a tube of toothpaste down to the last drop.
My partner in love and life is the complete opposite. This is the biggest conflict in our relationship.
There's A Little Bit Of Red Circle In All Of Us
I know you probably like to think of yourself as a blue circle sort of person. The kind of person who would hold the door open for a stranger or respectfully offer your bus seat to a pregnant woman.
I know you're secretly a red circle person though. You love that picture of Jon Snow with long blonde hair.
An Animal Crackers Massacre
Eating the head first is the humane thing to do. Don't make the poor creatures suffer. Also, the legs are much too small to get a decent size bite out of them. Just pop the whole cracker in your mouth and get it over with.
Alarms For Days
Do not hit snooze, do not collect $200. Why don't people just wake up when the alarm goes off? Or just set the alarm for when you know you are actually going to wake up. Then you get a few more minutes of uninterrupted sleep.
It does feel good to wake up with a few minutes to spare, though. Then you can lie in bed for a bit and feel good about your decision.
Those Of Us With Self Confidence And...
Ah Reddit, it's always there to mirror our true selves right back in our faces. Looks like people are pretty much split on this issue.
Some days I'm team "me" and some days I'm team "not me." Confidence ebbs and flows, but we all have our good days every now and again.
Somebody Is A Sore Loser
Always celebrate the wins of other people. Always. That's how you truly win at life. This doesn't just apply to tennis. Everybody could learn from these women.
Being happy for others is just another opportunity for you to be happy. Take that opportunity. Keep reading for the best "there are two kinds of people" jokes on the internet.
We All See Grades Differently
This one doesn't just depend on the person — it also depends on the subject. I'd be happy with a C in calculus. That doesn't mean that I'd accept a B in sociology.
It's all relative. I knew some people who were disappointed by anything less than an A+.
Well, I Guess We Know Which One I Am
Dividing people into groups can be problematic, but this has all been in good fun. Our brains were made to categorize. It's fun to sort people and identify with a certain group. That's why religion is so popular.
Oh boy, here I go dividing people again.
A Classic Joke
There are two kinds of people in this world— those who like a good joke and those who have no sense of humor. This is an excellent joke. It's an old joke, but a good joke nonetheless.
There are probably more than two types of people in the world, but sometimes it's more fun to see things in black and white.
