These Photos Prove That Parents Love Their Pets Way More Than They’ll Ever Love You
None Of My Birthdays Ever Got Catered

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This pup’s baby shower looks more lit than any party my parents every threw for me. Those aren’t your everyday dollar-store birthday bags. Those cost at least $5 from the Hallmark store.
My birthday parties growing up consisted of cake made from a box mix, and a group of “friends” whose parents forced them to show up.