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Darwin’s Famous “Gotta Sell The Goods” Theory

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This is so very true, and also so very sad. All of that time and effort you put into making yourself look presentable is only in service of a gamete with no thoughts or feelings (yet).
My marketing department is just a hairbrush and some deodorant. Read on to see a character with an even worse marketing department— but it all worked out for him.