These Selfies Of The Soul Show Us Who We Are IRL
I’m A Non-Violent Kitty Cat

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This cat is me IRL. I am passive as heck, but I constantly ask for additional snacks, too.
Also, this is a ten out of ten poem. High-quality stuff. It has a consistent rhyme scheme and it makes excellent use of the “cc” suffix. Let’s nominate it for a Pulitzer.