These Tweets About Kids Renaming Everyday Things Prove They Should Be In Charge Of The Dictionary

‘Trimming’ Makes Way More Sense Now

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Men and their beards are a huge deal nowadays. So it only makes sense to change the name into something way more entertaining.

Now when guys are taking up all the bathroom time, they can at least make their partners laugh by saying they’re “trimming their face grass.”