This Group Chat Escalated From 0 To 100 Real Quick Thanks To Kyle’s Obvious Mistake
Boys, if you talk to multiple women on a daily basis, it's not wise to make a group chat with all of them included. It might sound like a great way to manage your time, but inevitably, you'll screw it all up.
Twitter user Elizabeth took to social media after some jabroni named Kyle "accidentally" invited a bunch of women in one big conversation. Hopefully, Kyle never meets the girls face-to-face.
You Messed Up, Homie
Damnit, Kyle! Didn't you learn anything from your previous experiences? Your latest mistake shows that you didn't.
Yeah, we know you want some action but asking more than one girl? Dude, slow down before you mess things up again. Oh, wait, you did just that.
Craziness Ensues When You Question Why You Date Men
Damnit, Kyle! The group chats ascended into craziness with the ladies you were flirting with as they fight back.
They're smart enough not to be involved with the so-called "Prince Charming." Great, now they're realizing they don't need someone like Kyle because now they have each other.
Ready To Move On From Kyle Like
Damnit, Kyle! Now they're going to have extra fun without you and it's all because of your stupidity.
It's mockery at its finest, but this is an ultimate burn that's worse than the burn book from Mean Girls. Kyle's probably going to want to stay off the phone for awhile.
It's Too Late To Apologize
Damnit, Kyle! It's your loss so go sob in a corner while listening to Boyz II Men. That might not be enough to get over your sneaky ploy.
But these ladies have no time for your nonsense. While you're sobbing over "End Of The Road," you can think about what could have been.
People Were Here For It
Damnit Goddess! Naturally, when a mistake of this magnitude goes viral, people are going to swarm in the comments to share their opinion.
While people were totally down for all the girls banding together and realizing that while Kyle's a sleaze, he has excellent taste in women, there were some people who were just here for a simple laugh.
The Dog That's More Important Than Kyle
Damnit, Kyle! Now, this dog is going to be a hit with the ladies and it proves that dogs are better than humans.
The dog is going to win the hearts of many girls but they don't care because dogs are cuter than boys... minus the drooling. These ladies are the real MVPs of trolling.
Dogs Over Kyle
Damnit, Kyle! Face the music and accept that none of these girls want anything to do with guys who have your name.
The dog is much cuter than Kyle himself and all dogs deserve that compliment. For Kyle, we'll just call him a hound dog for obvious reasons.
Damnit, Mak! You missed out on the shenanigans with Kyle. It's not like he's going to give a damn.
However, you could have Tweeted out a picture of your dog to keep the good times rolling. Oh well, maybe next time Mak well get her chance at redemption.
If You Think Kyle Is Dumb, Say Hello To This Guy
We don't know what this jabroni's name is, but let's call him Chad. Let's be real; this is such a Chad thing to do so seeing his plan burst into flames isn't surprising.
Be happy you weren't the one in this conflict. This guy didn't get the memo on how to slide into DMs.
Chad Had It Coming For Him
Chad should be policing himself on the importance of sliding into DMs. He got burned faster than a toaster strudel cooking in a toaster oven.
This is out of proportion, and it's as bad as sending a random person nude photos for the first time.
You Are A Friend In Me
At least these girls have each other back like real best friends. For Kyle and Chad, this should be an essential life lesson.
Ladies, the next time some jabroni decides to slide into your DMs, especially if you're already in a relationship, you know how to deal with losers like these dudes.
When There's A Will, There's A Way
There's nothing worse than trying to find someone on Facebook when their name is John Smith or Jane Addams. It's like finding a needle in a haystack.
Our good friend Will went out to recruit some of his fellow Hodgson's and didn't quite get the response he was hoping for.
A Little Full Of Themselves
Self-love is important. Depression has gotten the better of far too many people and is now being taken seriously as a mental health risk.
Sometimes we need a pick-me-up. While OG Jamie might not know his other JR's, it's nice to get a compliment no matter how small.
We All Could Use This Kind Of Support
Putting yourself out there, be it over text or in person, can be terrifying. The fear of rejection is something we all deal with it, so it's important to have someone in your corner who can help get you through both the good and the bad.
While his potential date didn't quite love the idea, this guy knows that his friend will always be there for him.
Young Love In Action
Dating in elementary school must be a nightmare now that every kid gets a cell phone for graduating kindergarten.
We used to just pass notes through the class that said 'do you like me? Yes or No' and you'd circle one. Now kids just text that and get left on read all through recess.
It's Better To Have Loved And Lost
Too many people make the mistake of assuming their first love is their happily ever after love. That's rarely the case.
Once you get over that first bout of heartbreak, it can be easy to see things that constantly remind you of your ex. Remember, it doesn't always pay off to message them after 6 months of silence.
Never Settle For Less
The one good thing about living in the age of texting is really being able to communicate.
Based on absolutely research, at least 70% of a couple's communication occurs via text, so you can quickly learn if they know how to spell speghetti before ever thinking about marrying them.
It's Time To Move On
No matter how good your breakup might have been, it's rarely a good idea to keep your ex on any form of social media.
It usually ends with you two trying to one-up eachother by showing off that you're living your best life now that you're seperated.
Poor One Out For Another Fallen Soldier
We've all seen the stories. The two of you have been friends 'forever' and she considers you 'like a brother.' Sometimes you have to just accept your place in her life and move on to her less-attractive friends.
Give it up for Emily to just put it out there that this is not the place for him while accepting the compliment.
Just Know, There's Always Someone Watching
Whether it's that one guy in your work chat that never speaks, your girlfriends bff who's helping compile every text, or all of us on social media, just remember that someone is always watching.
Make sure to text with confidnece, but remember that we all make mistakes, so learn from them.
