We Found Out Why These Kids Are Crying, And Honestly, We’re Still Confused

An Eating Machine

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“I don’t have enough bread to make him a third sandwich. And no, I haven’t offered him any delicious alternatives. I’m a monster.”

Darn-tootin’ you’re a monster. What we have right here is a growing boy. A growing boy needs sandwiches. How dare you deprive him of the carbs he so desperately requires?