When a customer buys a product from Amazon, sometimes they leave a helpful review for other potential buyers. Sometimes those reviews are actually helpful, and sometimes they’re just good for a laugh. All of the reviews on this list are funnier than they are useful— but that’s totally fine with us.
Stay tuned until the end of the article for a story about sugar-free gummy bears that may make you feel a little queasy.
I Wonder If This UFO Detector Actually Works
This customer had a lot to say about this very legitimate UFO detector: “I, as a reasonable and trUstworthy hUman, do not gleep nerp this ungood prodUct. Bad it is for Us hUmans to purchase and opperate this online pUrchasable prodUct.
As the person from Earth that I am, I think that all of my other fellow hUmans on Earth should immediately disUse and florgnify this Utterly Zorglefran, I mean bad item for bUying. Ha Ha. I am laughing with hUmor with the funny word I made up with my typing that I am not doing by direct thought extraction, and instant data transmission to Amazon.com website. Ha Ha. That was highly hUmoroUs and glerp. UFO detectors are so dUmb because all humans from Earth like the one I am, know that we I mean they do not even exist! Ha Ha” —A Trustworthy Human