These Cringetastic Pictures And Screenshots Are Making Us Shrivel Up Like A Raisin
You know that feeling when you see something so cringy that every hair on your body tries to escape your skin? These pictures take cringe to the next level. It's like messing up two handshakes in a row or farting in public, only a bit more bearable because it isn't happening to you.
A Sure-Fire Way To Get Uninvited
This got real bad real fast. It's hard to feel too sorry for this guy considering he had ulterior motives for bringing a girl some delicious chocolate. Chocolate is sacred. You must not use it to manipulate ladies.
This situation is not good for anybody involved.
Get It All Done At Once
There's a price to pay for efficiency, and in this case, that price is major cringe. Maybe when she breaks up with her boyfriend again, she'll send another group message to the same four people notifying them that she's back in the game.
I guarantee at least one of those boys will respond immediately.
Not A Face Swap
I don't know how anybody could think that this is a face swap, let alone the Washington Capitals. Verified Twitter accounts shouldn't be allowed to make mistakes like that.
I really hope that they're just being trolled and this isn't an honest mistake. Keep reading for a guy who was seriously triggered (and now we might be too.)
Legs For Days
Can you even imagine being this insecure? Somebody is about to get stomped with those eighteen-inch thick thighs.
The last time I was this angry about anything was— never. Want things to get more cringe-worthy? Tell him his form is off. Then explain in detail what good form looks like.
Wow, Leave This Group Immediately
This is what desperation looks like in the new millennium. That casual peace out though— that's the icing on the cake.
Now all of those girls are free to talk about what really matters: starting a punk band called Rabbit Heart and becoming best friends.
Cookies Are Offensive
This guy is basically asking, "how can I make everything about me today?" If he's not allowed to be happy, then nobody is allowed to be happy.
We've all learned a valuable lesson here today. Cookies are not safe. Nothing is safe. Read on to see a guy who almost got the girl, and then had to watch her make out with somebody else.
Cousin Swol
"Cousin Swole" is maybe the best nickname I've ever heard. I wish my cousins would call me Cousin Swole. I'm not even that buff, I just like the way it sounds.
Mum, do you even lift? So many men would die for arms like that. Embrace the thickness.
Get Your Meaty Paws Off My Tofu
Just for the record, tofu isn't just for vegans. It's a delicious plant-based snack that anybody can enjoy. It soaks up all kinds of sauces, and it's full of protein.
Also, vegans, aren't you supposed to be discouraging people from eating meat? Shouldn't you be happy about this?
A Whole New Kind Of Third Wheel
You can really feel the disappointment in his eyes. Either that or he's super drunk. Or both.
I don't know how he even got himself into this mess. Put the girl down, for goodness sake. Go find yourself a lady who appreciates your plaid shirt and beta attitude.
Thanks, Mom
Mom just got savage— unintentionally. At least, she'd like us to believe that it was unintentional.
Either way, it's super funny, and maybe a little bit cringey too. But funny without cringey is like a virgin daquiri— all sugar, no bite. Ask this kid. He knows.
Keep Important Information In Your Brain
That's a major thing to just forget. A social faux pas is a small price to pay for a heft scholarship, though. That is, if that scholarship actually comes through, which it probably won't.
Things that require mass texting don't usually end with lots of money in your bank account.
Think Before You Ink
Why did this guy think his dog had a tattoo? DId he think he was a secret Prince fan or that he had deep beliefs about gender?
The dog didn't ask to be tattooed, it just happened to him— just like he didn't ask to be neutered. His owner, on the other hand— that guy paid for that ink.
Well, I Guess Mia Isn't Running Her Own Twitter
Just take a look at the search terms at the top of that photo. Yes, it's possible that Mia Farrow really, really messed up, but what's more likely is that her assistant really, really messed up.
Farrow had 11 children (most of them adopted), so it's partially understandable that her assistant would have trouble keeping track of them all.
When You Forget To Turn Off The Flash
This picture is just as much creepy as it is cringey. Literally every person in that restaurant turned around when that flash went off.
Poor Chloe Grace Moretz. Can't we all just leave her alone to enjoy her noodles? Read on for an ultrasound picture that got mistaken for something a bit more delicious.
Up Close With Mack
Dog Sanctuary's Facebook page is wittier and more blunt that it has any business being. Poor Mack. We love you even though you don't have any eyes.
You don't need eyes to feel the kind of love we have for you. You do need eyes to see this savage rebuttal, though.
Get Your Dirty Laundry Off Facebook
Nobody wants to see couples arguing on Facebook. It's the only thing worse than couples kissing and being overly affectionate on Facebook.
Keep your kisses and your fights off the internet. Nobody wants to get involved in any of that craziness. Also, it probably does have something to do with him, if we're being honest.
Garfield Ruins The Moment
So, show of hands, do we think this guy was intentionally making a joke or did he actually think that unborn child was lasagna?
This is cringey either way. From far away, it does actually look like a close-up shot of the top of a lasagna.
Ignored On A Whole New Level
This is creepy on so many levels. Why is he taking a picture of the back of this girl's head? Why is his camera ready and waiting for her to see her own picture on Imgur? Why doesn't she ever pay attention in class?
Both of these students should start investing in their education.
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
She deleted the post immediately after reading that comment. Lying can only get you so far. About eight minutes far if the time stamp on this post is to be believed.
Honesty really is the best policy. Nobody will judge you for not knowing how to play guitar. Everybody will judge you for pretending to know how to play guitar.
Let's All Just Relax For A Minute
Well, that went from zero to a hundred real quick. This was posted the day after Donald Trump won the U.S. election, so it's safe to say that tensions were high.
If we learn anything from this post, it's to be super clear and specific. Also, don't read your own issues into somebody else's wedding day.