Couples That Go Together Like Mayo And Watermelon, And Yes, It’s As Bad As It Seems

It shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone that most relationships unfortunately just don’t work out. I think it’s probably safe to say that close to 75% of them end up in absolute failure.

There are many reasons why this is, from compatibility to cheating to just getting bored with each other. The signs a relationship isn’t going to work out long term are often obvious to people who observe closely. Luckily for us, it doesn’t take a marriage counselor to figure out that the couples in this article aren’t going to be lasting very long. Enjoy.

A Tragic One Way Relationship

It’s awful for one person to put so much effort into making sure that they take the best pictures, while the other couldn’t care less.

Photo Credit: Instagram / @will_ent
Photo Credit: Instagram / @will_ent

If I’m going to get on the ground, take 60 different pictures of the same angle (because it’s your best) then you better be doing the same for me. This whole blurry picture thing wouldn’t fly.

You’re Just The Side Chick

This boyfriend is the definition of brazen. In his head, what happens at spring break stays at spring break, even if his girlfriend witnessed it.

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Photo Credit: Reddit / youtubegudiniz
Photo Credit: Reddit / youtubegudiniz

As soon as they get back on that plane to go home, it’s the law that his girlfriend can’t be mad that she just saw him making out with another girl. In a way this is genius.

He Just Wants To Have A Guys Weekend

It should be an absolute red flag if your wife even floats the idea of putting a tracker on you while you’re away.

Photo Credit: Reddit / Mymojoisnow
Photo Credit: Reddit / Mymojoisnow

All he wants to do is have a guys weekend in Vegas, and that’s not going to happen with this tracker on. Guys weekends are just full of “we’re having a chill night in” text messages to spouses. Meanwhile, they’re actually out clubbing till four in the morning. Coming up, a couple’s tattoo that is a red flag for the future of their relationship. It’s not good news either.

More Like Inflationships

This guy is really good at making his parents cry every night, clearly. Knowing that your kid is in love with inflatable pool toys would be devastating.

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Photo Credit: Reddit / Thesteelman86
Photo Credit: Reddit / Thesteelman86

I guess he can call them inflationships, which is pretty cool. The fact that he has so many, uh, spouses that are all filled with air probably means he spends a lot of his day blowing them.

You Might Be Taking Things TOO Fast

I guess this is what happens when you go out to the club, meet a girl, and then ask her to be your girlfriend while you’re a little bit drunk.

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Photo Credit: Reddit / GermanAggie
Photo Credit: Reddit / GermanAggie

Meeting people while you’re out on the town means that you’re strictly going off of a first name basis. It’s hard to blame him here.

Take The Hint

This should be the straw that broke the camel’s back in regards to this relationship. These two pieces will never be able to connect, and it’s time they come to that realization.

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Photo Credit: Tumblr

Just on a side note, a couple’s tattoos should not be a thing. You’re basically signing a life sentence to someone you’ve been dating for two weeks, and it never works out well. The thought of a gift is what matters the most, right? Right? Someone needs to tell that to this guy coming up.

Cat Fight, Rawr

Well, it’s safe to say that this is an awkward moment for the guy who has been living a double life. This is why you always carry a burner phone.

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He might even lose two birds with one stone here. This is why we all have trust issues, and it’s awful.

His Face Says It All

This is the face of someone who is absolutely defeated, embarrassed and done with this relationship.

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Photo Credit: Imgur

This girlfriend got him a shirt with her face on it because he’s going on vacation without her. This is the type of girl who wouldn’t hesitate to set your house on fire if you even blinked at another girl in public.

She’s A Really Pretty Girl

It’s the thought that counts. The effort could use some work, but honestly, the fact that she even got a gift should be rewarded.

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Photo Credit: Twitter

Plus, who knows if she would’ve even liked the picture that was put in the locket in the first place? This guy was playing it safe, and it really hit the mark. Coming up, a couple that bond on hate instead of love, and it’s kind of inspiring.

Not A Chance

So apparently the person who catches the bouquet at a wedding is going to be the next person to get married.

Photo Credit: Twitter / @Garde_A
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Garde_A

This girl was super excited about that, but unfortunately for her, that excitement didn’t spill over to her boyfriend, who is clearly scared.

Well, He’s Not Wrong

Look, sometimes you just have to be honest with how someone looks. If they look like Pinhead Larry, they should be aware of that.

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Photo Credit: Twitter / @tessa_denae

Honesty goes a long way in a relationship. You can only lie about how someone looks for so long before you get fed up with it.

When Your Relationship Is Just Based On Hate

While most relationships are based on two people’s love for each other, some are quite the opposite.

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Photo Credit: Reddit / NuclearThane
Photo Credit: Reddit / NuclearThane

When your soul is dark, it’s important for you to find someone else who has a dark soul too. This couple bonds over the fact that they hate the same people, and I can get behind an initiative like that. If you’re getting your girlfriend a present anytime soon, don’t do what this guy just ahead did.

You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do

When dessert costs a million dollars, you do what you have to in order to get some of it for free.

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Photo Credit: Twitter / @bathmeinnudes

While most people just fake that it’s their friend’s birthday, this couple went all out and went straight to the marriage proposal. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

When Weirdness Attracts

Dating can be really hard for people who are weird. The more people get to know you, the more they don’t want to date you.

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Photo Credit: Twitter / @FRUITBAT
Photo Credit: Twitter / @FRUITBAT

Therefore, it’s important to find other weird people who get rejected too and then maybe something might work out.

Not After This Present

I’m not a doctor, but I highly doubt that this girlfriend asked for goalie gloves for her birthday.

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Photo Credit: Imgur
Photo Credit: Imgur

With that being said, this is a very practical purchase because she’ll be able to get a lot of use with them. She’ll be able to use them at least ten times more than that Kylie Lip Kit she asked for, right? At what time of a relationship is it okay to match outfits? We talk about it coming up.

“I’m Easy Going”

Here’s the problem with people who never make decisions on where they want to get food. All they do is put the weight of this very important decision on someone else’s shoulders.

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Photo Credit: Imgur

You make it more difficult on other people when you don’t have an opinion on where you want to eat. This is the opposite of easygoing.

I Meant Flowers, Not Flour

This boyfriend accidentally sent bags of flour to his girlfriend’s work, and it backfired big time.

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Photo Credit: Imgur

Again, the gesture is very nice but the execution isn’t great. On the bright side, lots of baking can be done, and that’s a win for everybody in my opinion.

Twinning

At what point of a relationship does it become cute to match with your significant other?

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Photo Credit: Reddit / hailmarythatails
Photo Credit: Reddit / hailmarythatails

There has to be a timeline. 25 years? 30 years? It’s honestly just weird and gross if you see a couple that’s been dating for two weeks already matching outfits with each other.

It’s About To Go Down

This is the face of someone who’s going to seek revenge on someone for something. This isn’t the usual face you have when you see someone getting married.

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Photo Credit: Twitter / @gloupkota
Photo Credit: Twitter / @gloupkota

This is the jealous best friend that’s pissed she’s the only one single in the squad and isn’t happy about it in the slightest.

Stage Five Clinger

People who feel the need to snoop into their partner’s phone have some serious trust issues.

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Photo Credit: Instagram

What a great tool to have your phone take a picture when someone gets your password wrong. I need to get my hands on that.