People Who Can’t Even Let Us Have The Simple Things In Life

You know when you’re walking down the street, living your best life, and all of a sudden a car drives by and splashes you with the one puddle on an otherwise dry and barren street? And they basically had to go out of their way to hit that puddle, because it’s actually on the wrong side of the road?

Ya, unfortunately, there are some people out there that exist solely to ruin everything for the rest of us. So while all of us are just trying to enjoy our milk and cookies, there are some demons out there that are ruining that treat for all of us, and it needs to stop. These people are just out here making life unbearable for the rest of us, so take some notes, because it’s time for us to make some changes in society.

It’s Tuesday My Dudes

Just look at the smug look on his face. You can tell this is the sort of madlad who would put a whoopie cushion under your seat after you were talking to your crush at the pencil sharpener.

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Photo Credit: Reddit / owenatorbessette

These are the kinds of devious devils who will one day rise to power as assistant manager of your local grocery store and deny you half off laundry detergent.

Frozen 2 Looks A Little Darker Than The First One

For any of you Frozen fans out there (or just those parents who have had to sit through it being played by your child twice a day for the past few years) I’m sorry if I got that song stuck in your head.

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Photo Credit: Reddit / SamMee514

As a child, one of my favorite things to do was to build a snowman, then come up with creative ways to destroy that snowman… I think I just unzipped what years of therapy couldn’t.

Todd Made A Lot Of Enemies That Day

If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years, it’s that you don’t make enemies with a passionate fanbase. Sure, it could make for a nice laugh in the moment, but it’s nearly impossible to match the lengths they will go in order to get their revenge.

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Photo Credit: Reddit / Pyle_GomerPyle

Todd clearly didn’t get the memo, and now he has a bunch of wannabe Jedi’s calling for his head. If you’re not a big car person, you might not understand why this person coming up got busted with his homemade grill… until you see it.

Probably The Same Guy Who Didn’t Pitch In For Wings

We all have that one friend who has all these grand ideas for where to go and what to eat, but when it comes time to put their money where their mouth is, they suddenly ‘forgot’ their wallet.

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Photo Credit: Reddit / linkdafourf

Of course, they always say they’ll ‘get you back,’ and then proceed to eat every drumstick while avoiding any crust pieces like the plague.

What Kind Of Tropical Scent Is This?

Whatever research this company did to nail down their tropical scent must have skipped a couple of steps.

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Photo Credit: Reddit / Vettit

I mean, what tropical vacation is filled with the smell of rotting fish? I get it, a lot of tropical vacations are filled with blue waters and exotic sea life, but I’m not looking to drop a bunch of money to catch a whiff of an old fishing boat.

I Fail To See The Problem Here

Look, I’m not a car guy. I don’t even think I know the difference between a spoiler and a grill. But what I do know is a good idea, and this is exactly what every car needs.

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Photo Credit: Reddit / Bierrr

This is perfect for any backyard barbeque, but might not be as practical in the winter. Coming up, if you thought pineapple on pizza was bad, one inventor is going to ruin everything you hold dear in this world.

Report This Immediately

There are a lot of lowlifes out there, and the best test to run to identify them is the old gum test. All you have to do is whip out a pack, and see who comes running over trying to get a piece.

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Photo Credit: Instagram / @thefunnyintrovert

Now, it’s not a foolproof method, as some people might genuinely need a piece to fix their bad breath, but for the most part, if you’re a gum thief, you have absolutely no self-control and will do even worse things later on in life.

For That Extra Kick In The Morning

You know those mornings where absolutely nothing is going right? You feel extra groggy, and that usual cup of joe just isn’t doing the trick?

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Photo Credit: Reddit / theamishzombie

Well, this is the answer to all of your problems. Sure, you might have thought you were grabbing that light roast cappuccino, but whoever set up the Keurig before you knew that you needed the strong stuff.

We Need To Make Some Changes In This World

Listen. I think it’s time we stop attacking all the pineapple pizza lovers out there. I get it — it’s not for everyone. But I find that whenever the anti-pineapple crowd gets riled up, they never offer a better suggestion. There are only so many toppings out there.

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Photo Credit: Reddit / batmanbutawesome

Someone Didn’t Get Their Annual Bonus This Year

When you get paid minimum wage, usually a job done is good enough. Is it perfect? No. But it gets the point across that an action needs to be performed. Maybe they meant that it has to be pulled closed?

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Photo Credit: Reddit / GDRolfe

I really can’t fault whoever did this because honestly, we all know there are only two outcomes when we approach a door.

When Santa Visits Florida

We all know that when Santa comes to visit, we’re supposed to leave out milk and cookies. That’s just obvious. However, I guess when he’s visiting the sunshine state, he’ll be offered the drink of their people.

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Photo Credit: Reddit / TheOriginalNewGuy

Nothing about this combo looks appetizing, but I’ve given up trying to explain anything that happens in the sunshine state. You do you.

Going Out On Saturday Vs. Waking Up Sunday

Imagine putting in all this work to make a detailed visual of whoever this guy is, only to drop it and make it a perfect representation of everyone in this generation.

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Photo Credit: Reddit / GoldenTogepi

While we used to be impressed with these ancient sculptures, now, everything’s a meme. If anything, whoever dropped this just made it way more relatable to millennials everywhere. Coming up, if this is what true love looks like, then count me out.

So Many Mixed Signals

Clearly, he took this poster to a focus group to make sure he was getting his point across. It must be hard to market yourself when your name is Rob, so he just went and spelled it out for us.

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Photo Credit: Reddit / XScotX

It’s too bad that his first couple of jobs obviously ended in disaster, so he had to go and emphasize that people aren’t supposed to rob him. How much money could he have anyway? HE’S A BALLOON GUY!

Grade School Book Reports Be Like

This can go one of two ways, depending on what kind of person you are. If you were that kid that despised English class because all you did was read stories written in the early 1900’s and all the Shakespeare a person can handle, then this is a godsend.

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Photo Credit: Reddit / King_330

However, if you’re a literary scholar, this is devastating. Having a book ruined for you is worse than anything else out there, don’t @ me.

Is This What True Love Looks Like?

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So this woman said that her boyfriend always goes out of his way to ruin every photo they take together, but I think there’s a bit more going on here.

Sure, he might love her, but is she his #1? His ride or die? It looks like booze will always hold a special place in his heart that she just can’t fill. This might just be a cry for help. If you hate doing the dishes, this picture coming up will speak to you on a deep, spiritual level.

When Your Kid Makes A Special Homemade Meal

Kids might mean well, but they have terrible taste in food. That’s why they can’t get past eating chicken fingers for every. Single. Meal. So when it’s your special day, they want to give you the finest, but they just don’t know what that means.

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Photo Credit: Reddit / defactosithlord

So they decide to deep fry their favorite toy. It means so much to them, but to you, it’s just another mess you’re going to have to clean up.

An Attempt Was Made

Apparently, there is nothing harder in life than replacing the toilet paper roll. It tears families apart. So regardless of this total mess, at least the toilet paper is there for you to use.

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Photo Credit: Reddit / embracingfit

There’s nothing worse than sitting down to do your business, only to realize that you’re out of paper and have to do that sad squat walk to replace the roll.

The Real Reason Dishwashers Were Invented

I’m probably in the minority of people who actually don’t mind washing the dishes. Now, I’m not just going to do it for fun. That would be insane. It’s more of a tradeoff — you cook, I clean.

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Photo Credit: Reddit / e_gerstung

That being said, the spoon splash is the single worse thing that we’ve all experienced in our daily lives that can ruin a day in a heartbeat.

You Can Never Be Too Careful Out There

If we’ve learned anything with the introduction of the internet, it’s that identity theft is not a joke. Millions of people have been scammed online, and catfishing has caused plenty of sugar daddies to spend their hard-earned dollars on people who are a little bit disingenuous.

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Photo Credit: Reddit / B_Kolonkadonk

This guy is taking no chances. Sure, this must be a very important story that deserves Jack to give his two cents, but he’s not taking any chances out here. But the real question is can we really trust him?

Making Teenage Angst Even More Angsty

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High school is hard enough already. Remember having to wake up at 6 am to make sure you made it to 8 am gym class? Then you spend the rest of the day sweating while your hormones are running rampant?

Ya, not the best times. This biology teacher is just upping the ante and ruining years of teen pregnancy propaganda.