People Who Put Their Faith In The World And It Did Them Dirty
We all want to believe that some things in life are destined to follow a set of unwritten rules. Everyone stops at a red light, umbrellas will protect us from the rain, and people are inherently good. Many of us live each and every day with the assumption that the world isn't out to get us.
But every once in a while, life will come at you with a major reality check. Sometimes it's mother nature reminding you that she follows her own set of rules, and other times it's just another Average Joe who set out to make your day a little harder. These people assumed their day would follow the unwritten rules of humanity, and it most definitely did not.
The Risk Isn't Work The Brisk
There's nothing worse than getting home after a long day at work, kicking up your feet to watch TV, and trying to crack open a crisp lemon Brisk, only to have this happen.
I don't even know what to do after this. Take a knife and stab it? Maybe tear the bottom with a key and shotgun it like you're in grade 10 again?
This Is A Sign To Stay Inside Forever
This person achieved a feat that most of us can't: actually remembering to bring an umbrella. But when the top flies off and all you have left is the stick, it probably leaves you wondering what the point of it all was.
This person can feel good knowing that they made the rest of the umbrella-forgetting population feel a little better about their situation.
Who Thinks 'Hard-Boiled Egg' As Their First Thought When Someone Asks For An Egg?
This person asked for an egg and cheese bagel, and someone out there decided that meant a bagel with cream cheese and a hardboiled egg. There's no way this wasn't malicious. Anyone who shoves a hard-boiled egg into a bagel knows what they're doing is wrong.
When Your Own Foundation Won't Take The Steps To Be Accessible
Imagine putting faith in a foundation to advocate for you and your rights. You show up to the annual general meeting, and you roll up to these stairs.
This might be an average looking building, but those steps scream "privileged." The architect for the Wheelchair Foundation had no chill.
I Thought There Was An Unwritten Rule About Not Doing This
Everyone knows that you never unscrew the cap of the chili flakes at the pizza place. You can pull that type of prank on your little brother with the salt shaker at home, but don't bring that type of negativity into the pizza world.
We're all just trying to get by, and if we want to succeed, we need to trust each other.
Do People Just Not Know How Bagels Work?
First the hard-boiled egg, and now this cream cheese monstrosity. I'm beginning to question if people actually care about some of the most basic bagel-related rules of humanity. At this point, why don't we just start spreading PB & J on the crust of a loaf of bread? It's complete anarchy.
One guy on a train coming up did not expect life to close in on him like this.
This Smoothie Is Your Personal Pandora's Box
Where do you go from here? You can't drink it from the straw because no smoothie will be inside it. The moment you take out the straw, it all starts flowing. And if you try to cover one hole, it's just going to overflow everywhere.
This honestly looks like the messiest possible Pandora's box full of flavors and disappointment.
I Feel Like Somone Can Solve This Issue If They Try
Why are we still living a life where there's no good way to dry your hands in the washroom? By now, most of us have learned that hand dryers are recycling the bathroom air (barf) and these paper towel dispensers have multiple faults.
I feel like a quick shift from 1-ply to quilted 2-ply can fix a lot of our problems.
Aren't They Supposed To Warn You When The Door Is Closing?
I always believed the automated reminder to step away from the doors because they're closing was just to annoy us, but apparently, it's actually a necessity. This situation is ten times worse because even if you have to ride like this until the next stop, you don't even have your phone to entertain you.
0% Lucky
It's the little things in life that can make a difference in your day. For some people, those mini shamrock and rainbow marshmallows are the only source of happiness they will experience in the morning.
Someone has to pay for whatever happened at the Lucky Charms factory that caused this person to get a bag with no marshmallows.
The Amazon Employee Was Busy Being Passed Out From Heat Exhaustion
I know Rob had a lot of faith by sending this message to the Amazon gift wrapping option, but let's be real. There was no way it would work out.
Either the worker who manually programs the gift wrap was dead from heat exhaustion or the process is entirely automated. Either way, Rob should have expected this disappointment.
Sorry To All The People Walking Around With The Shuttershock Watermark On Them
I'll briefly look over a clothing item for stains or rips, but no one buys a shirt and thinks they need to go full-blown Inspector Gadget to find the Shutterstock watermark. What kind of clothing manufacturer let this happen?
When Form Does Not Meet Function
This person is prepared enough to have an umbrella, yet still drove their convertible. Convertible and motorcycle people are some of the best at checking weather reports, so I firmly believe this wasn't their fault.
This person put their faith in the wrong weather report.
And That's Why You Always Check Your Pockets
I bet whoever washed their pants with a tissue in the pocket is a parent of a young child. Most parents are diligent when it comes to laundry. They wouldn't make a rookie mistake like this.
I bet they have a toddler who 'helps' with laundry by throwing in their snotty tissue in the wash right before the door closes.
This Tan Is Going To Leave His Wife With A Lot Of Questions
Picture this. You get off work early on a beautiful, sunny, Friday afternoon. You decide to grab your hat and sunglasses, kick up your feet, and take a nap outside before the wife gets home. You wake up to greet her, and you've got a fishnet-pattern leg tan. Now she'll always think you have a secret drag personality.
The Shock When Americans Go North Of The Boarder
We Americans love to complain about taxes and prices (we literally became an independent country because of it), but we forget about our friends to the north. Canada has to pay more than Americans for most goods. It's a bit sad.
I'd say they got played by the world, but they don't have to pay a $10,000 hospital bill just to birth a child. So maybe it's us who got played.
100+ People Were Definitely Disappointed In This Laptop Presentation
Imagine showing up to an interesting presentation with high hopes, and you just end up staring at a guy in khakis holding a laptop. Someone took this photo in the second row, and you still can't see a thing on that screen.
I'm not saying every presentation needs to be a TED Talk, but these two really screwed over their audience.
Just Trying To Enjoy My Whopper In Peace
We already knew that Burger King isn't the best life choice, but no one expects to see a mom changing her child on a table while you're munching down a double Whopper with cheese.
The employees, the patrons, and even the little blonde girl don't deserve to be a part of this. Cut us all a break.
If You Can't Trust Your Family, Who Can You Trust?
I know that all families like to poke fun at each other, but I think it's safe to assume that this mug shot wasn't the highlight of this guy's life. But his brother just decided to twist the knife a little further into the wound.
The only reason I would let this slide is because a mugshot on a mug is an excellent pun.
When You Hit The Wrong Lottery
Usually, something like this is the highlight of your life. One time I found three red Skittles combined into a mutant Skittle, and it was the happiest week I've ever had.
But pouring out your Peanut Butter Crunch cereal to find all the PB has separated from the Crunch is a letdown.
