These People Are Obviously Caffeine High And It’ll Have You Scowering For The Nearest Coffee Shop

Before I start this article, I want to give a trigger warning to any caffeine addicts out there. This is probably going to be TOO real for you in terms of having to come to terms with the fact that you’re a slave to the drug.

Let’s get one thing straight — caffeine is running rampant in our streets, schools, and coffee shops. If you yourself aren’t an addict (yet) then you know someone who is. It could be your teacher, mother, pastor, friend, neighbor, etc. They crave the ‘high’ and make poor decisions (like paying $14 for a ugg boot latte at Starbucks) to get it. We need to stop these people and give them an intervention before it gets out of hand. By the way, in throughout this article, I DO NOT over exaggerate AT ALL. Not at all.

It’ll Make You Come Out Of Your Shell

Only caffeine could make an iguana want to learn how to play the guitar and sing. It went from living a boring life in a pet store to selling out stadiums across the world.

Once the Iguana: Listen To The Music album hit the shelves, it’s going to be a paradigm shifter in the music industry. I can’t wait.