These People Just Died Inside And We’re All Here To Witness It
We've all had a moment of complete and utter disappointment. Whether you took your chance but missed your shot, or embarrassed yourself in front of a bunch of people, something happened that robbed you of a piece of your soul.
That's just the human condition. Get used to it. Thankfully, we've caught some of those moments on camera. Now we can watch other people die inside and feel a little less alone. Keep reading to see a kid who's literally down in the dumps, and a dog who just learned about water the hard way.
The Cruz/Kevin Conspiracy
He's sad because he knows it's true. There's no denying how accurate that poster is. It cut him straight to the core, and some good civilian caught the whole thing on camera.
Thank you, good civilian. This is exactly what the world needs right now.
Happy Valentine's Day
Let's start a Gofundme to get this kid a girlfriend. I'm tired of looking at his lonely face.
Also, how can those people kiss each other so close to other people? I don't care how you feel about PDA, but this is just too much.
How It Feels To Be A Male Nurse
This guy used to be an infantry marine. Now he's a nurse. There's nothing wrong with being a nurse. It's a very noble profession.
This guy just takes it very, very seriously. He doesn't think that being a nurse is anything to smile about.
Hanging On For Dear Life
This is what happens when you overthink things. Most of the time, you can just stand up.
This kind spent way too much time being afraid. He could have spent that time enjoying his time in the water. Look at him. Learn from him.
Best Friends Forever
This guy needs his very own sad song playing in the background of this photo. Don't worry sad boy, there are other girls in the world.
Too bad somebody captured this moment so it can live on forever on the internet. Keep reading to see a cat who is not very happy with her owners right now.
Just A Friend Dying Inside
Well, what did he expect with that facial hair? This is a great restaurant to go to with a friend who might mistake the outing for a date.
I think Drake said it best, "I only love my bed and my mom, I'm sorry."
Just Let That Sink In
This is Chelsea Davy, Prince Harry's ex-girlfriend, as she arrives at Harry and Megan's Royal Wedding.
That is the face of a woman who is realizing that she may have made a terrible mistake. This is why you don't invite your ex to your wedding.
I Don't Know Who Is More Disappointed
I can't tell who is more dead inside — the cat or the woman with a plastic tongue brush in her mouth.
I guess if you own a brush that lets you feel like you're licking your cat, you pretty much have no soul, to begin with.
Beast Mode Deactivated
Of course, the one guy with obnoxious writing on his shirt— nay, tank top— would be the one falling apart in this picture.
The army isn't for the weak. You don't have to be a beast, but you do have to be tough.
He'd LIke A Little Bit Of Help
This kid would like his parents to stop laughing, put the camera down, and help him get his butt out of this situation.
This is what it looks like when your life is in the toilet. Keep reading to see a kid who should have some swagger, but just isn't feeling it right now.
We Are All Buzz Aldrin
Buzz Aldrin's reaction to Trump's space speech is all of our reaction to Trump's space speech. You didn't think a guy who literally walked on the moon could get any more iconic. Well, he just did.
Sometimes you just can't hide what you're feeling.
When A Customer Takes Your Job
That is the face of a guy who knows that he has just become irrelevant. Sometimes you know you could do a job better yourself, but you just have to suck it up so the guy in the green shirt doesn't feel too bad.
That's what's called manners.
The Saddest Samurai
First of all, I don't think they know what a samurai is. Nobody expects the Japanese inquisition, least of all this kid.
Obviously, if whoever sells these costumes was willing to use this shot as their advertising image, they don't care much about anything at all.
Don't Bring Your GF To The Game
Look, she told you she wasn't interested in whatever sport this is. She came with you to the game because she loves you and supports you.
You don't have to look so bummed about the fact that she's talking to you instead of paying attention to the action on the field.
When You Get A Carrot Instead Of Broccoli
This is exactly how I feel when somebody tells me there are donuts in the break room, but then I get there and the box is empty.
In my humble opinion, carrots are way better than broccoli. This guinea pig feels differently, though.
This Is What Selling Out Looks Like
Serves him right for making those awful prequels. This is the look of a defeated man. Well, as defeated as you can be while you're rolling in mountains of cash.
He made a pretty good franchise, but that look on his face is worth a thousand Return of the Jedis.
Seven Slurpees Deep
Sometimes even the speedy freeze can't fill the void inside. I always thought people smiling in commercials look pretty fake, but this guy genuinely looks like he's repressing some thoughts of deep self-loathing.
I guess that's what happens when you down seven iced beverages.
This Dog Just Found Out That Water Is Wet
Record Scratch* — so that's me. I guess you're probably wondering how I ended up here.
Yeah dog, we are wondering. We're also wondering how you're going to get yourself out of this slippery situation. It would probably make for a great '80s comedy.
The Jig Is Up
That is the face of a man who is both very relieved and very embarrassed. I wonder what his son was doing in the basement.
I also wonder what's going to happen to him once his dad gets home. He probably won't be playing any more video games for a while.
Even The Great One Misses A Few Shots
"You miss 100% of the shots you take with your wife." — Wayne Gretzky
For everybody who's ever been denied a kiss on a jumbotron, I hope this brings you some solace. If it can happen to Gretzky, it can happen to anyone.
