These People Took The Wrong Turn To Nopeville And Paid The Price Horribly

If you were born after there was GPS navigation, you don’t understand the struggle of maps. There was a time when you didn’t have an electronic voice telling you step by step how to get to your destination.

You used to have to use a physical map, which is nearly impossible to read. If you went on a road trip, you can rest assured that you’re going to take three wrong turns and end up nowhere near where you wanted to be. It was common to take a wrong turn into Nopeville back then, but most of the time people turned around. Some were so lost that they ended up wandering around Nopeville for an extended period of time, these are those victims.

This Is The Most Italian Car Accident

If you’re Italian and you get into a car accident because you’re eating pasta, it’s completely forgiven.

You have to make your spaghetti quota for the month, and there’s sometimes just not enough time in the day.

Several Wrong Turns Led To Here

The person who found this uh, establishment if you want to call it that, was probably on their way to McDonald’s and took a few (hundred) wrong turns.

Photo Credit: Instagram / @will_ent
Photo Credit: Instagram / @will_ent

Some of us are just lucky we were born in the age of GPS navigation and not paper maps because we’d spend half of our lives lost.

The One Trip Wonder

We all know one of these people. No matter how much of something they have to bring somewhere, they’ll always do it in one trip, no matter how uncomfortable.

It happens a lot with groceries. The one trip wonder will cut off all of the circulations to their hands by carrying 30 bags just so they don’t have to come back to the car. Coming up, a picture that will even have people with foot fetishes grossed out.

This Is Absolutely Devastating

While there may be more devastating things that can happen to a person (dead family member, losing your job, etc.) this is still pretty bad.

There’s nothing like the bliss of knowing you’re going to be enjoying a pizza. With that, there’s nothing like the devastation of having that taken away from you in a millisecond.

I Have So Many Questions

There are so many questions that need to be answered. At what point does someone think that it’s a smart idea to kiss the inside of a toilet bowl?

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Photo Credit: Reddit / taydripper
Photo Credit: Reddit / taydripper

Exactly how many shots of tequila did this person take so that it made doing this seem like it was a logical thing to do?

That’s A Hard NO For Me

Okay, first of all, I don’t understand how you can’t tell the difference between the feeling of a foot and a hand.

Photo Credit: Twitter / @_nick_jc
Photo Credit: Twitter / @_nick_jc

But more importantly, if I was interlocked with someone’s grimy hands, I would immediately amputate. There would be no questions asked, just straight amputation. I couldn’t live with that. Coming up, if you’re a coffee drinker, you might want to turn your head pretty soon.

When You’re In College But Want New Shoes

It’s no surprise that college students are getting progressively in more debt as time goes on.

Photo Credit: Imgur
Photo Credit: Imgur

They can’t afford even the basics of living, nevermind the luxury items. Sometimes you have to get creative with the resources you have in order to get “new” things. Take this shoe for example.

“Sorry, This Isn’t Where I Parked My Car”

This horse obviously took the wrong turn to Nopeville and it’s just finding that out now.

Photo Credit: Reddit / Provenenzer0
Photo Credit: Reddit / Provenenzer0

I don’t know which kind of shenanigans this horse got into on its way here, but there are many questions to be answered.

Don’t Talk To Me Before My Morning Coffee

It should be put into law that if you’re a coffee drinker, no one is allowed to talk to you until your beverage is fully consumed.

Photo Credit: Imgur
Photo Credit: Imgur

Just because you have it in your hand doesn’t mean that it’s done. That means no talking. If this happened to me, I would turn around and go back to bed without hesitation because the rest of the day will be miserable. Just ahead, a picture that brilliantly explains what it’s like to live the “safety second” lifestyle.

That’s One Way To Make A Point, I Guess

When you want to protest gas prices, there aren’t many ways to do it effectively. This guy obviously thought that ripping out the gas hose will do the trick and he might actually be onto something.

Photo Credit: Reddit / beernerd
Photo Credit: Reddit / beernerd

Not only will this get the attention of the gas station owner, but it also doubles as a sweet tail accessory for the truck.

That’s Not How Parks Work

I don’t know if anyone told this guy or not, but he’s a little bit bigger than he was when he was five years old.

Photo Credit: Reddit / Samxvalle
Photo Credit: Reddit / Samxvalle

No grown man should even step foot on a playground, nevermind try to fit down the swirly thing like a tube of toothpaste.

Some People Just Don’t Deserve To Be In The Kitchen

Have you ever been so bad at cooking that your oven literally just collapses and gives up on you?

Photo Credit: Reddit
Photo Credit: Reddit

Some people just don’t have the skill set or the patience to be in the kitchen. They’re the ones who can’t make a grilled cheese without burning down their house.

Is That Even From This Planet?

Look at this person smiling like he doesn’t realize he is holding up a creepy looking fish which might be the only one of its species floating around down there… you really don’t know when it comes to bodies of water.

a fish that is very weird and scary looking
Photo Credit: Instagram / @by_the_gills
Photo Credit: Instagram / @by_the_gills

Safety Second

There’s nothing quite like suffocating yourself with a plastic bag while you have sparks flying at your face.

Photo Credit: Reddit / basshead541
Photo Credit: Reddit / basshead541

There should be a certain amount of respect given to people who live life every day with the mentality of having safety second and convenience first. Just ahead, a packaging fail that will have your head popping off.

Sorry To Say, But This Won’t Get Better

I think someone should tell this guy that despite what his tattoo is attempting to say, this just isn’t going to get better.

This should be a public service announcement to anyone thinking of getting inked. Please double check the spelling and grammar before you sign a lifetime sentence to a tattoo that makes absolutely no sense.

More Like The Arm Master

I don’t know what this thigh master company was thinking, but they missed the mark big time.

Photo Credit: Reddit / Isai76
Photo Credit: Reddit / Isai76

Packaging is such a big part of the purchase for the customer, and when you show a complete ignorance of the product YOU’RE selling, it shows a massive disconnect. Coming up, a man that doesn’t realize his dog is no longer walking and it’s a bit concerning.

Who Does Your Nails?

Ok quick, without thinking too much about it, what is grosser? A pickle with human fingernails or a person with pickle fingernails? Lucky for us we have these lovely visuals to help us decide.

someone made a pickle that looks like a finger and a finger with a pickle fingernail
Photo Credit: Imgur / Gloomylady
Photo Credit: Imgur / Gloomylady

One Of The Worst Atrocities

Anyone who ditches all of their friends for a relationship took the wrong turn into Nopeville without a doubt.

Photo Credit: Twitter / @benhull69
Photo Credit: Twitter / @benhull69

It’s one of the worst things to witness. You’re best friend meet someone and then completely ignore you afterward. These types of funerals are getting all too common, and it’s tragic.

This Is Some Serious Sacrifice

Thank God for friends like these who are willing to sacrifice their reputation in order to allow you to write an exam.

Photo Credit: Instagram
Photo Credit: Instagram

This guy is chillin’ with booty shorts on in the men’s bathroom. Weird looks probably don’t even begin to describe his experience.

Yes, Yes You Probably Should Tell Him

This man didn’t just take the wrong turn to Nopeville and turn around — he’s still there as we speak.

Photo Credit: Reddit / action_jim
Photo Credit: Reddit / action_jim

Someone needs to tell him that he’s basically hanging his pup. Let’s hope his dog is the Michael Phelps of the doggie paddle, because it’s going to need it.

He’s On A Wing, Not A Prayer

Millenials are willing to do anything for a good social media picture nowadays. He’s holding onto the wing so that he can post this picture with the caption “falling for you” in reference to his crush he met two days prior.

Photo Credit: Reddit
Photo Credit: Reddit

When young people know that they’re going to get a picture taken of them, they all turn into stunt devils.

We All Need Somebody To Lean On

This is just a heartwarming picture that outlines the friendship we all wish we had. Get you somebody who is willing to let you sit on them like a chair just so that you can play video games.

Photo Credit: Reddit / Doorknobz
Photo Credit: Reddit / Doorknobz

If anyone is willing to do this for me, this is a cry for help. I need a human chair, and I need it now.