Let’s start this off by saying thank God for weird people. If the world was full of boring, uninteresting individuals, there would be no entertainment. We need the ones who are willing to be themselves and embrace their weirdness.
We need the people who are willing to dress up as ducks and go swimming in a pond, or kiss an alligator on the mouth. We long for the people who dress up as clowns for their family picture or drink spicy mustard for hydration. This article is dedicated to those in our lives who make us laugh because we’re so uncomfortable looking at them be themselves.
Just A Family Outing
It’s not too often you get to see a family that’s as diverse as this one. It’s enlightening to see this much love in one picture.
While many of us are ashamed of our families and would never ride public transportation with them, these three have no problem showing their affection.
Do What You Have To Do
There’s nothing worse than trying to watch a sporting event live, only to have the sun beating on your head. Hats are a must.
If you forget your hat, you have to improvise. If it means that you chug a few beers and use the drink tray as a hat, you do that.
When You Have A Hand Foot
If you’re confused and a little grossed out just looking at this picture, you’re not alone. This is a hand foot, or at least that’s what I’m calling it.
Whoever this person is, they need to be investigated immediately because this could be the first confirmed alien encounter. It’s widely known that aliens won’t have thumbs, so this is a red flag. Coming up, a man tries to dive into a toilet. You read that right.
Anything To Make Flying More Enjoyable
Flying sucks. There’s nothing fun about it. It’s long, dragged out, and nervewracking. There are too many things that can go wrong when you’re flying.
You have to cross your fingers that you don’t have a baby near you or that you don’t have a snorer beside you.
The Black Sheep Of The Family
There’s always one. Every family has a member that just doesn’t belong because of their interests, looks, hobbies, or personality.
This family is quiet, reserved and keep to themselves, and their facial expressions tell it all. This kid who dressed as a clown is literally the exact opposite, and it’s absolutely amazing.
No Diving? No Problem!
There are some warning signs that seem very irrelevant and bizarre. This is one of those.
This NO Diving sign on top of this toilet gives the “Don’t eat the gum from the urinals” warning that’s seen in many bathrooms a run for its money. Better to be safe than sorry, I guess? Just ahead, a girl who was supposed to dress up as a princess, but uh, absolutely didn’t. It’s hilarious.
Let Me Be Me
When the teacher says to wear something comfy, you wear something comfy. For anyone who’s worn a Teletubbies costume, you know this is peak comfort.
He may get some interesting looks from his peers, but the joke is on them. Sweatpants and sweatshirts have nothing on this Tinky Winky outfit.
Floridians Are So Weird
It’s common knowledge that people from Florida are just weird. If you’re talking to someone who says they live in Florida, it should be an immediate red flag to abort the conversation.
Why? Well, this picture should tell you everything you need to know. There must be something in the water over there, and it makes people kiss alligators on the mouth.
Not Everyone Aspires To Be A Princess
Not every girl aspires to be a princess one day. Some aspire to be hot dogs and hamburgers (which is a much more realistic goal).
While these little girls in the princess costumes get to meet their idols maybe once in their lives, the hot dog girl can meet her idol at any supermarket or corner store. Coming up, a bottle of wine rolls to a man’s feet on the subway and he did something hilarious with it.
Substitute Teachers Are Bizarre Creatures
Why is it that substitute teachers feel the need to be the most terrifying people of all time. They feel the need to establish themselves as the boss by screaming at every student and butchering their names when calling out attendance.
This one is asserting her power by, uh, drinking spicy mustard, which is equal parts confusing and disgusting.
You Should Shave Your Ar- Nevermind
I don’t understand why hair is such a taboo thing when it comes to women. It’s natural and absolutely beneficial.
Women tend to wear shorter shorts and more tank tops than men, so it only makes sense that they have an extra layer of hair to help them stay warm.
This Is The Comradery We Need
When a full bottle of wine rolls to your feet, you only have one option. It’s like God telling you that it’s going to be a good day.
Sharing is caring. Drinking a bottle of wine by yourself means you’re an alcoholic. Drinking a bottle of wine with someone means you’re just socially well-off. Just ahead, a man who we’ll all relate to goes to pick up pizza with, uh, no clothing.
That’s An Easy Answer
Never be the person who wedges themselves between a man and his best friend. This girlfriend didn’t think this one through.
As soon as the last ‘e’ came out of her mouth during that sentence, he was already on his bike with his pup screaming “bye” from the top of his lungs.
Vegans Are The Worst
Nothing gets a vegan angrier than a putting a pigeon inside a hot dog bun. These guys joined a vegan group and were promptly kicked out after trolling them with this picture.
Vegans are in a permanent state of anger, and it’s easy to see why. They don’t get to eat anything other than dry kale.
Not Every Occasion Calls For Pants
It’s a myth that you need to wear pants wherever you go. If it’s a Sunday and you don’t feel like getting dressed on your way to Domino’s, you don’t have to.
There’s no rule that mentions the need for pants when picking up the large double pepperoni with extra cheese. In fact, science says that pizza tastes better without it. Coming up, a man dressed as a duck goes to meet his family, and it’s adorable.
The Sneakiest Theater Mom
You don’t know secretive until you’ve seen a mom getting ready to smuggle food into a theater.
They might be the most naive person in the world, but when it comes to smuggling food into movie theaters, it’s like they’re in the CIA.
Saves So Much Money
While society is pretty harsh to vegans and their attitudes, they do have some positives. While they may be slim, it will save you money on lawn equipment.
They will basically eat any plant or green in sight, so it’s not a difficult sell. Plus, they never eat good food anyway, so you wouldn’t have to worry about them not liking the taste.
Just Hangin’ With The Famjam
There’s nothing like a family reunion with your ducks. This is a big family reunion with all of the extended family hangin’ out at the pond.
Can we just talk about how weird this is though? Imagine wanting to spend your free time dressing up as a duck, just to get a picture?
They See Me Rollin’ They Hatin’
For anyone who thinks that the Queen doesn’t ride in style, you’re absolutely wrong. She looks like she’s listening to the newest mumble rap song by 2 Chainz.
She looks like she’s about to drop the hottest mixtape of any royal. I would’ve banked on her driving a Cadillac, but to each her own.
Well, This Was A Fun Wednesday Night
There’s having a fun Wednesday night, and then there’s getting arrested while wearing a horse mask. I don’t think there has been a weirder end to hump day.
We can only guess what this horseman did to get arrested. There are so many questions that need to be answered.