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Hit Me With That Frosted Raspberry Any Day

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I don’t really care why this guy decided to beat up another person using a Pop-Tart, I care about how. I don’t understand how it wouldn’t just crumble immediately on impact.

The most damage I can imagine is if the Pop-Tart was stale and he used the corner to scratch the other person’s face.