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Florida Man Does Not Sound Like A Good Parent

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Maybe if you wanted your child to chill out, you shouldn’t have distracted him with two slices of cake so you could watch Judge Judy in peace. This man knowingly fed a Xanax to his girlfriend’s child on a nacho chip so the child wouldn’t be put off by the taste.

Luckily, she came home in time to wake the child and make sure they were okay.