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She Was Born To Do Crystal Meth

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Arresting a woman named Crystal Methvin for drug possession of crystal meth is only a story that could exist in Florida. There are a lot of reasons why people turn to drugs, but Crystal didn’t stand a chance after being born with a name like that. It’s almost as if her parents knew what her life would be like.

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