All The Best (And Worst) Adventures Of Florida Man

It Gets Better And Better With Every Sentence

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Please, take a minute to read through this entire newspaper clipping. You have everything. You have an alien Jesus, flying saucers, drugs (obviously), solid gold tickets, and a baby alligator.

Con artists are usually creative masterminds, but this Florida couple is on an entirely different level. I’d pay $99.99 just to meet these people in person.