All The Best (And Worst) Adventures Of Florida Man
Justice For Pancake Florida Man

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This might be one of the most dangerous adventures Florida Man goes on. Eating pancakes in the middle of a busy street might seem harmless, but I know that eating a delicious pancake can be euphoric.
He could get so distracted by the syrupy goodness that he wouldn’t even notice a car come up.