All The Best (And Worst) Adventures Of Florida Man

He Believes He’s Captain Kirk

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This man was arrested for public indecency on a city bus, and his excuse was that it’s okay because he’s actually Captain Kirk from Star Trek. I don’t see any William Shatner or Chris Pine in his face.

Maybe in an alternate timeline, Captain Kirk lands in 2000-era Florida and goes crazy. But I’m pretty sure that’s not canon.