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Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Formuoli To Make Bail

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This man and an accomplice tried to break into the house of an ex-lover and burn it down by leaving a pot of Ragu sauce burning on the stovetop. When officers arrived, a dishcloth had just caught fire.

The victim obviously thought the idea was stupid when they told officers, “who gets up 2 a.m. and fixes sketti.”