Lovebirds Kiwi And His Goth GF Siouxsie Had Babies And The Internet Just Can’t Handle It

It Was Only A Kiss, How Did We End Up Like This?

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Like so many relationships before, things were looking good early on. Kiwi had his first crush. His first kiss. While Kiwi thought everything was going fine, apparently, his new girlfriend just wasn’t quite that into him.

Maura, unfortunately, had to break the two up because they weren’t getting along.