These Actors Have To Live Their Lives Knowing They’ll Always Be The B-List Version Of Another Actor

There’s A Baldwin Brother For The A, B, C, And D List

(L-R) Brothers Billy Baldwin, Stephen Baldwin, Alec Baldwin and Daniel Baldwin arrive at the U.S. Launch Event for New Lotus Cars held at a private residence on November 12, 2010 in Los Angeles, California.

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My heart goes out to all the pressure Alec Baldwin must have to be the only A-list actor who has to provide for the entire family. Because we all know William, Stephen, and Jeff aren’t making any money move.

Also, Jeff isn’t even a Baldwin brother. Daniel is the name of the fourth one, and you probably didn’t even notice I change the name because that’s how forgettable he is. The only semi-famous Baldwin brother is Stephen because his daughter Hailey is a model who just got engaged to Justin Beiber.