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How About A Bone Bike?

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What’s that? You asked for a regular mountain bike and not for a two-wheeled unmotorized vehicle made of bones? Well, you get what you get and you don’t get upset.
Start pedaling, homie. You have to get home before your evil henchmen start gnawing on each other’s legs.