Sometimes, Life Throws You A Curveball Harder Than Nolan Ryan
Life is an intense rollercoaster. There are so many ups and downs you have to navigate, and it's not easy to get through it. Hopefully, you will have that one day where you find 20 bucks on the ground, and dogs love you when they see you.
Then, there are days where random people yell at you for no reason. The fact of the matter is, something like these out-of-the-ordinary situations will come across your path one day.
So Many Traffic Lights
You don't see this every day, but it's cool. Whoever thought of this is crazy, but kind of genius in a way.
I don't think I would like to drive down whatever intersection this road is on, but I can guarantee I'll be taking it slow. That seems like a good way to keep the streets safe.
Up In Smoke
Clouds that make strange faces are delightful. They make you wonder whether or not there's a ghostly cloud version of fake news.
But, poor Mufasa spent all this energy to remind Simba who he is, only to find out that he was talking to a pizza delivery guy all along.
Making My Way Downtown
This little lizard is going to have so many adventures. It makes you wonder what the little will get up to.
That's enough for people like me to go outside when I have nothing to do, instead of locking myself in my apartment like I usually do every weekend.
One Way Or Another
Oh great, this was me in college. After being in school for 10 hours a day, this would happen. No, I'm not crazy, I was stressed out at the time. Some police officers are definitely going to have fun with this.
Just imagine all the tickets they're going to write up.
Problem Solved
With a few simple repairs, the tire looks good as new. The magnificent tape job is something I've never seen, and the tire should hold together for at least a full minute. But, this is a friendly reminder that you shouldn't use caulk and clear tape.
They should use Flex-Seal, as seen on TV.
Roll Over Doggo
I'll be lucky if I ever get invited to a wedding. If that ever happens, I would be lucky enough to attend one with a dog involved.
He's rolling all over like "Don't get married! She never once called me a good boy the entire time we've known each other."
10/10 For Still Standing
Talk about basic engineering at its finest. You should be impressed that this didn't fall over. At first, it looks like a terrible panorama shot done by someone who's using it for the first time.
But, my Spidey senses are telling me that a strong wind is going to wreck this.
The Best Fossil Find Ever
The extinction of dinosaurs was something else. But, for one dino, it apparently lasted through three computer-animated movies. Thanks to Andy's newfound career, he's discovered that the Tyrannosaurus Rex was one cool dino.
Also, he's passionate about basketball. His favorite team is none other than the Toronto Raptors.
Doggo Workout
Oh no, doggo is getting fit. I don't know what the mail truck did this time to grind his gears, but you can bet they'll learn their lesson tomorrow. Sparky here won't even give the driver a chance to stop.
He's getting ready to chase these trucks off his streets.
Who Knows What They Did
I have no idea what this person did. Hopefully, they learned their lesson from their brush with total annihilation. Nothing makes you feel like a bigger jerk than making someone so mad that they went ahead to do this.
Luckily, they were kind enough to just show you a taste of their crazy side.
At The Bar On A Friday Night
This is one of those scenarios where somehow, the ladies room had a shorter line than the men's room. Trust me, this is not a common occurrence.
This guy took advantage of his new digs, but unfortunately for that sink, it couldn't handle the weight. Did he think the women's room had some kind of new age urinal?
A Handful Of Cat
At least the cat is giving them an early warning. The owners don't know this yet, but the cat is going to destroy their furniture the second they get home.
Now, that would be fun to watch because I don't think the cat is enjoying its time in the cardboard box.
It's A Little Wet Outside
The decision to not pull over is apparent considering this guy is still rocking his convertible with the top down. That's foolishness, and you're pressing your luck against mother nature. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that your roof is stuck or something.
But, once lightning strikes and hits you, you're going to be full of instant regret.
Totally Understandable
I thought the same thing for like five minutes. But, forget about combining stripes, you need to combine your selfies. Get better camera angles, that way it doesn't look like you're standing on stilts.
There's a lot to learn from this pose, especially if you did it a second time.
Curse You, Giant Squirrels
I can get behind this one. Giant squirrels might be cute, but they're deadly like a five-year-old troublemaker. Giant squirrels who like to break into cars should end up on milk cartons.
We should have a show that's like America's Most Wanted, but with the most dangerous squirrels.
That's Oddly Disturbing
The people who live in this area will have two thoughts. Either they find this oddly disturbing or oddly comforting. But, I don't think anyone is going to be happy with this newest crime-fighter hanging out around the neighborhood.
It's creepy, and I think this thing is going to do more harm than good.
The Holy Chair
Who did this? I can't even tell you the logic behind the chair. It makes sense though, only because Jesus was a carpenter. Somebody must be super religious and thought "If Jesus can do it, so can I."
It's well-intentioned, but only if you're a priest or a church-goer.
The Dumb & Dumber Car
You can't help but wonder why someone did this. I get if it's a prop and all, but this is kind of like Harry and Lloyd getting their act together.
Anything would be better than the sequel to Dumb and Dumber, but when it rains, that's going to suck.
That Monster Lens Though
So this took me a good five minutes to figure out what was going on here. I mean, we all have camera phones now, so actually finding someone using a camera lens is a thing of the past.
This is actually a soap and paper towel dispenser, and now I feel foolish for not seeing it earlier.
Uh... What?
I don't know why this is sad to look at. You can't give birth to apples if you eat the seeds. But, that's not the case for whatever mysterious flower this is.
You better not go around saying that someone wrecked an egg to make a pun about eggplant.
